Bob Eckstein for Reader's Digest
Take it as an excuse to never try dieting ever again.
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Trick question: They're all Skittles!
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If they start throwing rubber chickens, then there could be trouble.
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And if they hog all of the appetizers, they're selfish shellfish.
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A Balmy Attitude
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And don't even thinking about calling that satchel a purse...