15 Witty Bar Jokes Anyone Can Remember
Turn the next five minutes into Happy Hour with these short, sweet bar jokes for any occasion. [Warning: Please joke responsibly.]
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It was tense. Check out our entire collection of bar jokes here.
The NSA Walks into a bar.
"Hey, I've got a great new joke for you!" the barman says.
The NSA smiles. "Heard it."
Tired of peanuts and pretzels? These food jokes will satisfy your appetite.
Comic Sans, Helvetica, and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out!” shouts the barman. “We don’t serve your type here!” Here are 50 short jokes anyone can remember.
An amnesiac walks into a bar.
He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”
A neutron walks into a bar.
"How much for a beer?" the neutron asks.
"For you?" says the bartender. "No charge." Don't miss these funny science jokes.
Jimmy Wales* walks into a bar.
*co-founder of Wikipedia
Two dragons walk into a bar.
The first one says, "It sure is hot in here."
His friend snaps back, "Shut your mouth!" Check out the funniest jokes about each U.S. state.
A screwdriver rolls into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The screwdriver squeals, "You have a drink named Philip??" Don't miss the best dad jokes for even more laughs.
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
A Frenchman walks into a bar with a cat on his shoulder.
The cat is wearing a little baseball cap. "Hey, that’s neat," says the bartender. "Where did you get that?”
“France," the kitty says, "they’ve got millions of them!” These 25 clever jokes will make you sound smart.