On the birth of Jesus
Nicole Fornabaio/rd.com Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. —Andy Borowitz. These funny Christmas quotes are making us see this holiday in a whole new way.
Nicole Fornabaio/rd.com Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. —Richard Lewis. Their thoughts on menorahs are unclear.
On Christmas music
Nicole Fornabaio/rd.com I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough. — We don’t want a lot for Christmas. There’s just one thing we need. These are the 20 best Christmas songs ever—ranked.