Must be gifted beyond your years
“Waitress wanted. Must be 18 years old with 20 years’ experience.” —top5.com This place may also want to hire someone to check their math. Check out some more hilariously bad spelling mistakes that somehow made it past editors.
Must not mind having people under you
“Now hiring: cemetery superintendent. The ideal candidate must be able to supervise in a fast-paced environment.” —submitted by A.S. Uh-oh…maybe this recruiter has been watching a little too much The Walking Dead.
Must go with the flow
“Wanted, SCUBA diving instructor: no experience necessary.” —Twitter Those who can’t do truly do teach, as far as one of these particular help wanted ads is concerned.