21 Downright Hilarious Drinking Quotes Guaranteed to Make You Spit Your Drink Out
Made for everyone who gets a little too excited for happy hour.
The other name for happy hour
“I work until beer o’clock.”—Stephen King Have you tried any of these 50 craft beers from each of the 50 states?
A monumental discovery
“Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.”—Conan O’Brien (Here’s how you can cut back on alcohol.)
We’ve all been there
“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of Champagne.”—Bette Davis (Here’s what happens when you drink a glass of wine every night.)
Just being a good person
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.”—Frank Sinatra
Wait a minute…
“If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.”—David Daye (Here are six surprising reasons beer is good for you.)
Whining about wine
“Can’t we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really have to be reminded every time we go out to a nice restaurant that we have no idea what we are doing? Why don’t they just give us a trigonometry quiz with the menu?”—Jerry Seinfeld (But, here are the wine terms you should know.)
Is there any other reason?
“I drink to make other people more interesting.”—Ernest Hemingway (Check out these other Ernest Hemingway quotes!)
“A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.”—Louis Pasteur (But you should probably read these 20 books anyway.)
Where do I sign up?!
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? You know there’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”—Drew Carey (Here’s how you can tell if you’re in the wrong career.)