And yet they can hear you unwrap a candy bar from three rooms awayHBRH/Shutterstock
I say “Get in the car.” My kids hear “Now’s a good time to poop.” The worst is when they just wander around the house aimlessly, as if time has no meaning and all shoes come in singles. Can you relate? Don’t miss parents sharing the worst parenting tips they ever got.
Kids are so great at pushing all the buttonsAzat Valeev/Shutterstock
“Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling just pushed the elevator button.” Why does everything have to be a competition with kids? “FIRST!” It’s like they’re practicing to be YouTube commenters before they’re even old enough to type.