40 Funny Sayings That Are Definitely Worth Memorizing
If you’re caught in an uncomfortable or annoying situation, sometimes the best way to get out of it is by laughing your way out. Memorize these witty comebacks and use them as necessary.
When someone presents a very questionable viewpoint
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. If you love funny sayings like these, read these clever, funny comebacks you’ll wish you knew before.
When you can’t stand to listen to someone for one. More. Second.
I’m sorry, I have to go. You’re boring me to death and my survival instincts are kicking in.
When Aunt Muriel asks when you’re going to have kids
I’m jealous of my parents. I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs, one who is smart, has devilishly good looks, and knows all sorts of funny sayings.
When Beyoncé concert tickets go on sale
My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry.
When someone calls you weird or strange
That just means I’m a limited edition—I’m something you don’t see very often!
When your friends give you the single raised eyebrow
Don’t worry, if Plan A doesn’t work, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. You also won’t want to miss the funny sayings in these 14 hilarious cartoon puns that never get old.
When you’re online-trolled by someone with terrible grammar and/or spelling
I’d be offended, but I’m too busy mentally correcting your errors. Get a laugh with the most hilarious typos that actually made it into print.