Funny Sleep Quotes Worth Sharing Over Coffee

We guarantee you'll wake up laughing from these funny sleep quotes!

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"There is  no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” —Mindy Kaling (from Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?)

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"Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless  when your baby  walks around pantless." —Tina Fey (from Bossypants)

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"I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today." —George Foreman

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"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone." —Anthony Burgess

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"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." —Phyllis Diller

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day." —Frank Sinatra

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"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong." —George Carlin

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"The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep." —Woody Allen

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"Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you." —Ray Romano

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