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20 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Share Around the Table
Gobble them up!
On traditional Thanksgiving celebrations
All funny Thanksgiving quotes aside, here are 15 tips for keeping your sanity if you’re hosting Thanksgiving.
On Thanksgiving reunions
Avoid a meal like this by avoiding these 10 topics you should never discuss at Thanksgiving dinner.
On leftovers
Don’t let these funny Thanksgiving quotes fool you; leftovers are one of the best parts of the holiday.
On Thanksgiving attire
The reason we love funny Thanksgiving quotes is because they actually reflect real life pretty well. Especially this one.
On prepping the turkey
You may know not to do that, but here are more Thanksgiving mistakes you’ll probably make this year.
On Black Friday
At least you’re doing it on a full stomach.
On gravy
And butter is more than a spread. It’s a way of life.
On Thanksgiving traditions
Leave it to funny Thanksgiving quotes to remind us how truly joyous this holiday is.
On the Canadian perspective
Gratitude is universal.
On types of turkey
Whatever you do, watch out for these 7 myths about turkeys that could ruin your Thanksgiving.
On vegetables
See? Thanksgiving is a healthy holiday after all!
On turkeys as a species
It’s a much more effective method than “Save the Turkeys” bumper stickers.
On home cooking
If these funny Thanksgiving quotes give you a laugh, you’ll love our collection of turkey jokes.
On hunting your own Thanksgiving turkey
“Clean up on aisle seven!”
On alternative Thanksgiving meals
Turkeys aren’t the only funny animals on Thanksgiving. Check out these hilarious animal cartoons that even humans love.
On the holiday season
Even the turkeys are wearing Santa hats and clucking Christmas carols. It’s like they want to skip Thanksgiving altogether!
On eating too much
Does this sound like you? Find out what really happens when you binge-eat on Thanksgiving.
On apple pie recipes
Your move, Martha Stewart.
On Thanksgiving Day football games
These totally real (and hilarious) Butterball hotline calls will make you laugh just as much as these funny Thanksgiving quotes.
On Thanksgiving firsts
You’ll love these cartoons about family life that will make yours seem less crazy.
On Thanksgiving as patriotism
For God and country—and stomach.
On the spirit of Thanksgiving
Whether you’re eating Thanksgiving dinner with family or goofing off with friends, you’ll definitely want to know these short jokes that anyone can remember.