20 Grammar Jokes Every Word Nerd Will Appreciate
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
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“Actually, it’s to whom.”
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Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses
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Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started shouting, “Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”?
She was having contractions.
These jokes are fun, but this grammar debate is “funner.”
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
Q: Which dinosaur knows the most words?
A: A Thesaurus
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