20 Jokes Every Grammar Nerd Will Appreciate

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

(Love bar jokes? We got you covered!)

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Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A: One has claws and the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the ends of a clause.

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“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it’s to whom.”

(Get a chuckle out of these other hilarious knock-knock jokes.)

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Q: Why should you never date an apostrophe?

A: They’re too possessive

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Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

A: Subordinate clauses

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Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started shouting, "Couldn't! Wouldn't! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't!"?

She was having contractions.

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A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.

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"Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize’. Except at a funeral." —Demetri Martin

(Loved this joke? Have a laugh at these clever math jokes.)

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Q: Which dinosaur knows the most words?

A: A Thesaurus

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Q: What happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate?

A: The noun declined.

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