Q: What should you say to comfort a grammar nazi?
A: “There, their, they’re.”
When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.”
I said, “Who, me?”
(If your friends have heard too many grammar jokes, try one of these 25 corny jokes everyone will get.)
I before e… except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor. (If you’re loving these grammar jokes, you’re going to get a kick out of these funny spelling mistakes.)