Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses
(Leave the nerd jokes behind with these 30 short jokes anyone can remember.)
Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started shouting, “Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”?
She was having contractions.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.