20 Grammar Jokes Every Word Nerd Will Appreciate
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
Q: Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
A: Pencils confused him — 2B or not 2B?
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I invented a new word! Plagiarism.
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Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.”
I said, “Who, me?”
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I before e… except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor. (If you’re loving these grammar jokes, you’re going to get a kick out of these funny spelling mistakes.)
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