23 ‘Harry Potter’ Jokes Every Muggle Should Know
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Chapter One: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Groan
Professor Quirrell walks into a bar, unwraps his turban, and presents the Dark Lord’s face to the barman. The Dark Lord orders a beer.
“Sorry, can’t serve you,” the barman says. “You’re already out of your head.” Lovers of Harry Potter jokes will also enjoy reading the most motivational J. K. Rowling quotes.
Q. Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter to Facebook?
A. Because he only has followers, not friends. Check out some more silly jokes about computers and technology.
Q. What’s the difference between a comma and Crookshanks?
A. Crookshanks has claws at the end of his paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Q. Where can you find Dumbledore’s Army?
A. Up his sleeve-y! The biggest bookworm fans of these Harry Potter jokes will also appreciate these grammar jokes for unashamed word nerds.
Q. Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad teacher?
A. Because he can’t control his pupils.
You know who?
Exactly. AVADA KEDAVRA! Check out some more of our favorite knock-knock jokes.
Chapter Two: Harry Potter and the Pub-Joke Prince
The barman says, “We don’t serve time-travelers here.”
Hermione walks into a pub with a Time-Turner. Here are some more funny bar jokes anyone can remember.
A wizard walks into a pub…
…and orders a Forgetfulness Potion. He turns to the witch next to him and says, “So, do I come here often?”