Chapter One: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Groan
Professor Quirrell walks into a bar, unwraps his turban, and presents the Dark Lord’s face to the barman. The Dark Lord orders a beer.
“Sorry, can’t serve you,” the barman says. “You’re already out of your head.” Lovers of Harry Potter jokes will also enjoy reading the most motivational J. K. Rowling quotes.
Q. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
A. Just one. He puts his wand in the cauldron and the world revolves around him.