12 Hilariously Good Comebacks You’ll Wish You Knew Before
Ever thought of the perfect comeback… after the fact? Here are all the best comebacks for your sassy and savage future moments.
Funny Comeback: It’s not me, it’s you.
“That sounds like a you problem.” This is one of those good comebacks for when your kids are making their lack of planning your emergency. Parenting is full of humor, as these stories can attest!
Funny Comeback: Oh, the places you’ll go!
“Someday you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there.” (more funny comebacks via Thought Catalog)
Funny Comeback: This one cuts deep
“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.” This one comes from Dorothy Parker who was the queen of good comebacks. Her sharp humor fits right in with these witty bar jokes anyone can remember.
Funny comeback: Love thy neighbor
“Oh, you don’t like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck.” (via Some Cards) Funny comebacks don’t always fit into not-so-funny situations. These pointers will keep you from making an argument worse.
Funny Comeback: A political twist
“I’ve been called worse things by better men.” Pierre Trudeau, a Canadian politician, upon hearing Richard Nixon insulted him (funny comebacks via British Pathe)
Funny Comeback: Combat an interrupter
“Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?” This quip from Some Cards is one of those good comebacks for the person constantly interrupting you. Witty and cutting, but still not as harsh as these 16 compliments that are actually insults.
Funny Comeback: This one’s for the kill-joys
“You bring everyone a lot of joy…when you leave the room.” (funny comebacks via Humoropedia)
Funny Comeback: Oh, baby!
“Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.” (funny comebacks via Pinterest)
Funny Comeback: B.B.Quiet, please
“Did I invite you to my barbecue? Then why are you all up in my grill?” This is from The Clique, a popular teen series by author Lisi Harrison. Harrison ruled when it came to good comebacks in her writing. If you look humor in your books, try some of the funniest reads of all time.
Funny Comeback: Savor this spicy line
“I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste. ” (funny comebacks via Thought Catalog)