23 of the Most Hilarious Game Show Answers Ever Given
Game show questions can be pretty hard, but these people weren’t thinking at all when they gave their answers.
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Family Feud Question: Name something you feel before you buy it.
Did you mean Donkey Kong? Still wrongChristopher Jue/Epa/REX/Shutterstock
Jeopardy! Answer: This video game character is blue, collects rings, and goes fast.
Question: Who is Dankey Kang?
One of the options was flanSteve Fenn/ABC-TV/Kobal/REX/Shutterstock
Who Wants to be a Millionaire Question: Which of the following dishes is not made with tortillas?
Wrong on all accountsFremantleMedia Ltd/REX/Shutterstock
Family Feud Question: Give us a vegetable you marinate.
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The category was U.S. citiesLucky-photographer/Shutterstock
Jeopardy! Answer: Its largest airport is named for a World War II hero; its second largest, for a World War II battle.
Question: What is Toronto?
We wouldn’t want to see that eitherr.classen/Shutterstock
Family Feud Question: Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.
Answer: Naked grandma!
You’ll get a laugh out of these ridiculous excuses real people have used to get out of work.
Month three or four would be a better answerAP/REX/Shutterstock
Family Feud Question: During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?
He didn’t say “author”JasaShmasa/Shutterstock
Family Feud Question: Name a famous Arthur.
You can definitely relate to these ridiculous things that people believed as kids.
The correct answer is a rake, shortened from the term “rakehell” or “hellraiser”kesipun/Shutterstock
Jeopardy! Answer: This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
Question: What is a hoe?
It’s Winnie the PoohFremantleMedia Ltd/REX/Shutterstock
Family Feud Question: Real or fictional, name a famous Willy.
Answer: Willy the Pooh.
Sir, you are very, very wrongRyan J. Thompson/shutterstock
Jeopardy! Answer: In common law, the age of this, signaling adulthood, is presumed to be 14 in boys and 12 in girls.
Question: What is the age of consent?
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Phony, not pony24Novembers/Shutterstock
Family Feud Question: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.
Answer: A horse.
Wrong musical (it was supposed to be Rock of Ages)
Jeopardy! Answer: A Christian hymn and Jewish holiday hymn are both titled this, also the name of a 2009 Tony-nominated musical.
Question: What is Kinky Boots?
Papa Bear isn’t going to get you any pointsFremantleMedia Ltd/REX/Shutterstock
Family Feud Question: Name a kind of bear.
Clever, but it won’t put you in first placeRoman Samborskyi/Shutterstock
Jeopardy! Answer: In 1891, this European said, “Perhaps my factories will put an end to war sooner than your congresses.”
Question: Who is this handsome gentleman? (With an arrow pointing up at himself)
Just think about that for a second
Family Feud Question: Name a yellow fruit.
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NHL, not NBALongchalerm Rungruang/Shutterstock
Jeopardy! Answer: 100+ assists in an NHL season have been accomplished only 13 times, 11 times by this player.
Question: Who is Magic Johnson?
Are you part of a nudist colony?
Family Feud Question: Name something only worn by children.
If you want to sound smart (the opposite of these people), try telling these clever jokes that will impress your friends.
Porcupine? Doesn’t workteekayu/Shutterstock
Family Feud Question: Name something that follows the word “pork”.
We don’t eitherKobal/REX/Shutterstock
Jeopardy! Answer: Harpo Marx was among this group when it met in NYC’s Rose Room for its final time, in 1943, and found there was nothing left to say.
Question: What is I have no idea?
Try againMatthew Taplinger/StarPix/REX/Shutterstock
Family Feud Question: Name something made of wool.
Got chocolate on the brain?Jeff Blackler/REX/Shutterstock
Jeopardy! Answer: Paul III roared at him, “I have waited 30 years for your services. Now I’m Pope. Can’t I satisfy my desire?”
Question: Who is Lady Godiva?
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We were looking for sunscreen. Maybe even towel or bathing suit.FremantleMedia Ltd/REX/Shutterstock
Family Feud Question: Name something people take with them to the beach.
Answer: Um, turkey.
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