Funny Christmas Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through the Holidays

Looking for the perfect funny Christmas quote to bring cheer to even the grumpiest Scrooge? These hilarious quotes will have everyone cracking up.

Dave Barry with a Funny Christmas Quote

Q: How do you define the true meaning of Christmas? (You need to see these hilarious Christmas gifts that people actually received.)

Samantha Bee with a Funny Christmas Quote

Q: What can Christmas tell us about the U.S. Constitution?

Victor Borge with a Funny Christmas Quote

Q: What can Santa Claus teach us about manners? (Speaking of manners, here are some holiday etiquette tips you should take note of to avoid awkward situations.)

...and Richard Lewis with a Hanukkah Quote

Q: What can we learn about others this holiday season? (Don't miss these 10 things you shouldn't post on social media this holiday season.)

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Unknown with a Funny Christmas Quote

Q: Why do so many people worry about gaining weight over the holidays? (This is the one trick you need to avoid holiday weight gain.)

Richard D. Lamm with a Funny Christmas Quote

Q: What does the holiday season tell us about current events?

Andy Rooney with a Funny Christmas Quote

Q: When is being messy a good thing? (Loving these funny Christmas quotes? Don't miss these other hilarious holiday jokes!)

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