15 Brilliantly Stupid Holiday Jokes You Can Tell at Any Party

Number 8 will sleigh you.

Santa and the soccer announcer

brilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-partyNicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock A: COOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! (Enjoy the delicious foods and flavors of the holidays? Click here.)

The best possible present

brilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-party2Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock A: A broken drum—you just can’t beat it!

Walmart's batteries

brilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-party3Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock They’re free of charge!

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The stolen advent calendar

brilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-party4Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock A: He got 25 days.

The scarecrow's Christmas bonusbrilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-party5Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

Penguins' Hanukkahbrilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-party6Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock A: The Icebergs.

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The bald man's comb

brilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-party7Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock A: “I’ll never part with it!”

Santa Claus and the chimneybrilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-party8Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock A: Because it soots him.

Bragging chess mastersbrilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-party9Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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The nudist t-shirt

brilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-party10Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock I haven’t worn it yet.

Elf therapybrilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-party11Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock A: Because he had low elf esteem :(

A North Pole divorcebrilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-party12Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock So, they got a semicolon instead; They're great for separating independent Clauses.

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A sign from above

brilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-party13Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock "Honk if you love Jesus. Keep on texting while you drive if you want to meet him."

What a snowman smells

brilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-party14Nicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock A: “Is it just me, or do you smell carrots?”

Dyslexic devil worshipperbrilliantly-stupid-holiday-jokes-you-can-tell-at-any-partyNicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, iStock He sold his soul to Santa.

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