What Do You Call an Amish Guy …
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic
We don’t horse around when it comes to horse jokes.
The Talking Horse
A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. “Excuse me, good sir,” the horse says, “are you hiring?”
The manager looks the horse up and down and says, “Sorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?”
The horse nickers. “Why would the circus need a bartender?”
Why the long face? Cheer up with these food jokes that everyone will find funny.
