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10 Quirky Limericks for Kids That Everyone Will Find Funny

The five-line rhyme scheme for limericks offers lots of opportunities for laughs. And even the greenest lads and lasses will enjoy these funny limericks for kids.

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Gerbil Remedies

Limericks are funny short poems that only take up five lines, and limericks for kids offer some of the best laughs. Here are other funny limericks that only clever people will understand.

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Pie's the Limit

Being surrounded by a delicious pie doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world. If you like these funny limericks for kids, you'll love these funny jokes about families.

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Cat Spat

This limerick takes the term catfight to a whole new level.

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Thin Vin

Pole-thin, stick-thin, and thin as a rail are a few other ways Vin has likely been called skinny.

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The man from Peru...

So what happened to the lady who lived in a shoe? Limericks for kids like this are as funny as these short and memorable jokes.

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In DeNile

In classical mythology, a sphinx is a monster that combines the head of a woman, the body of a lion, and the wings of an eagle.

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I'm Owl Ears...

This owl is a hoot! We bet you can't create a rhyme with these words.

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The Farmer and the Seeds

Limericks for kids that combine old fairy tales? Sign us up.

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Another one bites ...

This forgetful older gentleman would never forget hearing these common sayings that sound way funnier in other languages.

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The bored lady named Sue ...

These limericks for kids are mostly fantasy, but kids believe lots of weird things in reality too. Here are the most hilarious things people actually believed as kids.