16 Physics Jokes Every Science Lover Will Appreciate
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It’s all beef to me
Q: Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A: Because it's in its ground state.
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Have physics, will travel
A photon checks into a hotel, where a bellhop asks where its suitcase is. The photon replies, “I didn’t bring any luggage. I’m traveling light.”
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A tough problem to solve
Q: How many general-relativity theoretists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.
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Lies, all lies
Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: They make up everything.
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No light bulbs allowed
Q: Why can’t you take electricity to social outings?
A: Because it doesn’t know how to conduct itself.
You enter the high school lab and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a whiskey?" The bartender smiles and says, "For you, no charge."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.
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