A Rocking Political SystemTeresa Burns Parkhurst for Reader's Digest
"Congratulations, looks like you're in office!"
Time DistributionChris Wildt for Reader's Digest
"I've decided to retire from politics and devote full time to my family scandal."
Polling TimeDave Carpenter for Reader's Digest
"Harold is the 'margin of error' in those political polls."
Fifth Time is the CharmP.C. Vey for Reader's Digest
"I'll only be a second. I've done this four times today."
Voter's ChoiceChris WIldt for Reader's Digest
"Isn't that the real genius of democracy? The voters are ultimately to blame."
Right to ChooseHarley Shwadron for Reader's DIgest
"What kind of 'moderate' do you prefer: a Democrat who sounds like a Republican, or a Republican who sounds like a Democrat?"
ContradictionBob Vojtko for Reader's Digest
"How can someone who blows a hundred million on a political campaign be fiscally responsible?"
A Green WarBob Eckstein for Reader's Digest
"This should shut everyone up: energy-efficient, environmentally safe ballistic missiles!"
Bad WiringDave Carpenter for Reader's Digest
"Here's your problem, sir. You had your right-wing news cable connected to your left-wing outlet."
A New BreedBruce H. Bollinger for Reader's Digest
"They're Lawyerdoodles, bred to sniff out money and stragglers from the herd. And they don't shed."