14 Hilarious Cartoon Puns That Somehow Never Get Old

Our cartoonists know how to pair epic puns with their great artwork in this silly collection. Sadly, we cannot promise these cartoons won’t make you groan.

02-bullish-customer-service-af-Dan Reynolds for Reader's Digest M. Nadler for Reader's Digest

At least the returns are free.

03-accepting-on-behalf-af-Dan Reynolds for Reader's Digest Dan Reynolds for Reader's Digest

“… who substituted for Mrs. Robinson, who substituted for Miss Lewis…”

04-loaded-bassists-af-Dan Reynolds for Reader's Digest Dan Reynolds for Reader's Digest

05-mail-sorting-af-Dan Reynolds for Reader's Digest Dan Reynolds for Reader's Digest

We really don’t want to see what express mail looks like.

09-being-courteous-af-Mary Nadler for Reader's Digest Mary Nadler for Reader's Digest

It’s hard to break a habit like that.

10-flirting-with-death-af-John Caldwell for Reader's Digest John Caldwell for Reader's Digest

11-mayo-clinic-af-Felipe Galindo-Feggo for Reader's Digest Felipe Galindo-Feggo for Reader's Digest

He mustard the strength to go because he relished his health.

13-air-emergency-af-Mark Anderson for Reader's Digest Mark Anderson for Reader's Digest

Don’t worry, the clown ambulance is on its way.

14-chick-flick-af-Dan Reynolds for Reader's Digest Dan Reynolds for Reader's Digest

It’s the part where the rooster and the hen couldn’t fit on the same barn door. Check out these cartoons that prove daily life is funnier than any stand-up routine.

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And now they’re hogging all the food. They’re selfish shellfish!