40+ Hilarious Things People Actually Believed as Kids

We asked you, and you answered: Enjoy some of the funniest, most bizarre things you believed were true when you were little.

Previous
1/41 View as List
Next

01-hilarious-things-people-actually-believed-as-kidsNicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, shutterstock

I believed that if I ate a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in my stomach. –Michelle Bradbury

02-hilarious-things-people-actually-believed-as-kidsNicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, shutterstock

I believed that people in the past lived in a black and white world because old pictures were only black and white. I even asked my mom how she had a favorite color when she was little, since the only colors to choose from were black and white. –Marianne Baring

03-hilarious-things-people-actually-believed-as-kidsNicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, shutterstock

I believed that if I played with my belly button I would pop open. I thought that is where we were sewn together. –Cherith Kintigh

04-hilarious-things-people-actually-believed-as-kidsNicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, shutterstock

I believed that asparagus was made from dinosaurs. The green color of the dinosaur I often saw in a TV commercial and the color of my mom’s asparagus casserole all jumbled together. -LaVerne Cash

05-hilarious-things-people-actually-believed-as-kidsNicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, shutterstock

I believed that all teachers lived at school. I thought they slept in the classrooms and never went to the bathroom, EVER! –Nadia Cavagliere

06-hilarious-things-people-actually-believed-as-kidsNicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, shutterstock

I believed that school buses ate the little kids that got on them every morning. I always saw them get picked up, but was never there when they got dropped off. –Patricia Greig King

07-hilarious-things-people-actually-believed-as-kidsNicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, shutterstock

I believed that the clouds floating away were actually the earth rotating. –Uma Devanalli

08-hilarious-things-people-actually-believed-as-kidsNicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, shutterstock

I believed that when my Dad played the stereo the people singing lived inside of it. I was always curious where they slept, went to the bathroom, and ate. I wanted to pry the speaker open to look inside, but I knew that would get me in a lot of trouble. –Melissa Yingst

09-hilarious-things-people-actually-believed-as-kidsNicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, shutterstock

I believed that lightning came from the flash of a huge camera in the sky. So, every time I saw lighting I would smile really big. –Jiem Jayno

10-hilarious-things-people-actually-believed-as-kidsNicole Fornabaio/Rd.com, shutterstock

I believed that white cows made white milk and brown cows made chocolate milk. –Stacy Viskocil Stroud

Previous
1/41 View as List
Next

Become more interesting every week!

how we use your e-mail
We will use your email address to send you this newsletter. For more information please read our privacy policy.