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75 Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember

For when you need the laughs to come fast.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. These are the funniest jokes about all 50 U.S. states.

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I invented a new word!

Plagiarism!

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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. If you got a laugh from this, check out these other math jokes.

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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"

Because every play has a cast.

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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

"Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type."

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

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Knock! Knock!

Who's there?
Control Freak.
Con...
OK, now you say, "Control Freak who?" Don't miss these other hilarious knock-knock jokes.

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."

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A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and ... cola."

"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them."

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