75 Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember
For when you need the laughs to come fast.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
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I invented a new word!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. If you got a laugh from this, check out these other math jokes.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"
Because every play has a cast.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
"Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type."
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and ... cola."
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them."