75 Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember
For when you need the laughs to come fast.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. These are the funniest jokes about all 50 U.S. states.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. If you got a laugh from this, check out these other math jokes.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?” Don’t miss these other hilarious knock-knock jokes.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”