Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank the coffee before it was cool.
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
He kept leaving little messages around the house. Next, celebrate National Tell-a-Joke Day with these 25 corny jokes.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised. Make sure to remember these 25 clever jokes that instantly make you sound smart.