75 Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember
For when you need the laughs to come fast.
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage. If you laugh at these dark jokes, you’re probably a genius.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space. Don’t miss these other science jokes every nerd will appreciate.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything. Here are some more of our favorite chemistry jokes ever.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory. These are our favorite jokes of all time.