An average performance
A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells “We got ’em!” Want to test your intelligence for real? This Mensa test will tell you if you’re a genius.
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How easy is it to count in binary? It’s as easy as 01 10 11.
Caesar on the rocks, please
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”
Another Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.” These are the popular Italian phrases you should know how to use.