The 28 Weirdest Things You Can Buy on Amazon
Once you go beyond books and toiletries, this online superstore can be a very bizarre place.
Sure, we’ve all heard of fake blood. But have you ever wondered why they can’t get the stuff in spray form? Neither have we! Nevertheless, our friends at Amazon have solved that pickle for anybody interested in an alternate form of fake-blood delivery. This spray-on fake blood formula comes in four different sizes to help you jazz up any costume or scare your loved ones to death.
Aged cheese wheel
Why limit yourself to a cheese plate when you can enjoy 82-pounds of pure, unadulterated happiness? This Parmigiano Reggiano cheese wheel can be yours for only $1,255.88! Don’t you worry, shipping is free on this beauty. Aged for months, this cheese is produced in Italy under the strictest rules so you know you will be getting the best quality once it arrives at your doorstep.
Fake mayonnaise jar
Never worry about leaving your valuables behind again with this fake jar of mayonnaise. Stash your cash, jewelry any other pricey items in this prop meant to divert those who are looking to lift your stuff.
90s cell phone raft
Relive your favorite era in all of its glory with this inflatable raft. This retro-phone shaped raft includes a cup holder and number buttons so you can dial your favorite person. Added bonus? It deflates in under two minutes flat so you can be on to your next pool party in no time.
Pet urine detector UV light
Fido won’t be able to fool you anymore! This UV urine detector light will catch his dirty deed every time. The blacklight flashlight reveals stains on absorbent surfaces by emitting long-wave UV light that cause dried urine salts to shine bright. If your dog is having more accidents than usual, that’s a symptom he may be sick.
Beer pong balls in bulk
Why worry about losing your beer pong ball when you can easily buy 144 of them for only $11.95? Impress your friends with your endless supply of heavy-duty balls that can be shipped for free right to your door. Some reviewers also rave about them as cat toys.
If you’ve ever felt like you wanted to be perkier, Amazon has your back. This set of fake nipples comes in three colors and four sizes. All you need is body adhesive to get the show on the road. The online retailer has no shortage of fake nipple suppliers, in case you were looking for additional sizing or more brands. Take a peek at their selection, no pun intended.
Replica popcorn kernels
Real popcorn is so passé! Who needs the real deal when you can purchase faux popcorn. Make your next popcorn garland indestructible with this decor package of 125 pieces, all 1-inch in diameter. If the real stuff is more your speed, here is how you can easily make your own microwavable popcorn.
It’s a sad day when we have to say goodbye to our most beloved pets. Amazon makes that time a bit easier with these deluxe pet coffins. Put your pet to rest in a comfortable pillow, a laced coverlet, and a plush satin mattress. For your own mental well-being, read up on how to best mourn the loss of a pet.
Bird poop remover
We all hate flying surprises, especially those in the bird droppings department. Take revenge on the nastiest of birds with your very own bottle of bird poop remover. It easily removes avian messes from clothing, upholstery, carpets, and hard surfaces. Can also be safely used on cages, plus the makers guarantee no dust will be created in the process.