12 Sweet and Funny Love Quotes for the Romantic in All of Us
These silly jokes and pinnable quotes all capture that crazy little thing we call ‘love.’
“As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” —Ralphie May, comedian. If you can relate to these funny love quotes, you’ll love these hilarious love and marriage cartoons.
“What once were two, are one.” —George Saunders, author, in Six-Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak
On figuring it out:
“Q: Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger? A: He’s trying to figure out the combination.” —Adam Joshua Smargon, Reader’s Digest reader. Check out these 40 creative ways to say “I love you,” no matter where you are in your relationship.
On things that matter:
“My life’s accomplishments? Sanity, and you.” —Elizabeth Gilbert, author, in Six-Word Memoirs
On learning as you go:
“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.” —Jerry Seinfeld, comedian. Check out some of our favorite surprisingly inspirational quotes from top comedians.
On odd advertising choices:
“I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” —Paul McGinty, comic
On love making you reckless:
“Hearts never look both ways first.” —Tanya Jarrett, writer, in Six-Word Memoirs. Here are 49 more touching, funny love quotes that perfectly capture what it’s like to fall in love.
On finding the one:
“Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in it a few times.”—Rita Rudner, comedian
On love providing calm in the storm:
“Everyone’s crazy except you and me.” —Mark Frauenfelder, journalist, in Six-Word Memoirs
On the secret to a lasting marriage:
“One of you has to be sane, and the other one is only allowed to be insane occasionally. We take turns on who gets to be which person.” —Christopher Meloni, actor. Show your true feelings on Valentine’s Day (and every day) with these beautiful and funny love quotes perfect for February 14.
On online “relationship statuses”:
“My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I wrote the Facebook status ‘I’m getting a divorce’ he was the first one to click like.” —Giulia Rozzi, comic
On being truly happy together:
“In hindsight, I’d still choose you.” —Natana Gill, writer, in Six-Word Memoirs. Books are also a great source of sweet and funny love quotes. Take a look at the 15 most romantic quotes from books that’ll make you swoon.