25 Words That Can Make You Instantly Funnier
Cut the malarkey. A few seconds with these words, and you’ll be the funniest slangwhanger in all the land.
Don’t say Run away
Ex.: We camped in line for the new iPhone all night, but finally absquatulated when the wolves came out.
Don’t call your friend Clumsy
Ex.: “Be careful where you point that musket, you blunderbuss!”
Don’t say Umbrella
Ex.: “You can stand under my bumbershoot,” Rihanna offered as the storm began. “Eh, eh, eh/ Under my bumbershoot.” Here’s more hilarious vintage slang that will make you sound awesome.
Don’t Say Nonsense
Ex.: I try to watch cable news, but everything they say is a load of codswallop. (Also try: Flapdoodle)
Don’t say Queasiness
Ex.: No matter how much I practice beforehand, public speaking on roller coasters always gives me collywobbles! You’ll love these 10 funny spelling mistakes that were actually printed.
Don’t say Brawl
Ex.: When the Sharks and the Jets accidentally booked the same dance studio, it was an all-out donnybrook. (Also try: Argle-Bargle)