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50 Bad Jokes That You Can’t Help but Laugh At

Some bad jokes only deserve eye rolls and groans. But somehow, these manage to still be funny.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c–

MOO!

We had to start off this collection of bad jokes with one of the oldest knock knock jokes in the book. Check out these daily life cartoons that will crack you up.

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If you're American when you go in the bathroom…

… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

Sometimes the best bad jokes are the shortest. Check out these short jokes anyone can memorize.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

Get it? Bad jokes don’t even need a punch line to be funny!

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There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t. Check out these 25 clever jokes that’ll make you sound smart.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.

One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!”

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I sold my vacuum the other day.

All it was doing was collecting dust. If this one has you smirking, these dad jokes will really give you a chuckle.

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