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60 Funny Birthday Quotes Perfect for Cards

Look no further for hilariously perfect quotes for birthday cards.

Birthdays are fun! Trying to find something to write on a birthday card though, not so much. But worry not, because there are many hilarious quotes you can choose from to make someone smile on their special day. Just look at 60 of our favorite birthday quotes and you'll definitely find one that fits your liking. Make sure you also check out the funniest quotes of all time.

"One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless." Here are some science-backed reasons you might live to be 100.

Liz Smith

"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."


"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." To slow down aging, memorize these 24 stay-young secrets from women who don't age.

Ogden Nasb

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

Mark Twain

"Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature." For trivia fans, have you ever wondered what the origin of the birthday cake is?

Harold Coffin

"There is still no cure for the common birthday."

John Glenn

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." For more secrets on making 50 look like 30, adopt these 50 everyday habits to look younger.

Lucille Ball

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."

Larry Lorenzoni

"Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young." To spark inspiration for funny birthday quotes you can write in your next card, check out these hilarious corny jokes.

Dorothy Canfield Fisher

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