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20 Food Jokes Almost Everyone Will Find Funny

Hungry for some healthy food jokes? Hope you like it extra cheesy!

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Hot seat

What's the best way to burn vegetables?

Roast them.

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Hot to trot

Which condiment adds the most kick?


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So corny

Why are butchers so hilarious?

They always ham it up.

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Just famished

What's the best food when you're so hungry you could eat a house?

Cottage cheese, wall nuts, and kitchen sink cookies.

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Food critic

Why are chefs so harsh?

They're always beating eggs.

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Saucy sizzle

What's the most desirable kitchen appliance?

A "hot" plate.

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Dinner guest

Which friends should you always take out to dinner?

Your taste buds.

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How do you make a recipe pop with ginger?

Play "Spice Girls" songs while you cook.

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Spoiler alert

What kind of vegetable is known for spoiling?

A leek.

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So strong

What's the best food to eat before a workout?


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