“Friends, Romans, countrymen: Lend me your beers.” —Amy Poehler at Harvard University, 2011. Great opening, right? For more laughs, check out the opening line of this one.
Funny because it’s true
“You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that’s wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that’s worse. This is a day.” —Andy Samberg at Harvard University, 2012. You can find more funny true stories here.