25 Corny Jokes Everyone Will Laugh at to Celebrate National Tell a Joke Day
No kidding: You’re going to love this cheesy collection of puns and one-liners—they’re ideal for celebrating National Tell a Joke Day on August 16.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.” Belly up to some more bar jokes, here.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.
What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. These are the 20 grammar jokes every word nerd will appreciate.
What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator. (Did you know avocados are known as “alligator pears”?)
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Find the funniest joke ever with these daily life jokes you’ll want to share.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!” (Here are seven mini meals you can make in a muffin tin.)
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. These are the 20 nerd jokes every grammar person will appreciate.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless. Don’t think that’s the funniest joke ever? These are the one-liners we know you’ll love.
What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play. The other detective said, “You mean, he was playing with birds?”
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? You’re under a vest. (Here are 45 things police officers want you to know.)
Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast.
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest. (You’ll be thoroughly spooked by these real ghost stories.)
Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.
What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.
Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplanes. Find the funniest joke for your Christmas party with these holiday jokes.
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
If your funnybone still needs tickling, here are the top jokes from comedy legends.