85 Corny Jokes Everyone Will Laugh at to Celebrate National Tell a Joke Day
No kidding: You're going to love this cheesy collection of puns and one-liners—they're ideal for celebrating National Tell a Joke Day on August 16.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here." Belly up to some more bar jokes, here.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.
What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. These are the 20 grammar corny jokes every word nerd will appreciate.
What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Find the funniest joke ever with these daily life jokes you'll want to share.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless. Don't think that's the funniest joke ever? These are the one-liners we know you'll love.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.