30 Pizza Puns for Supreme Laughs
Pizza lover or not, these pizza jokes can’t be topped.
These funny pizza puns are knead-to-know. And if you really love puns, check out our collection of the best puns ever.
We’ll start from the top…ping
Read on to get a slice of the action.
With the basics
Really, it’s the yeast I could do.
You’ve got your dough
This is the dough-main for all you pizza aficiona-doughs.
Speaking of which…
What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
Me to pizza
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This pizza joke is a toss-up
Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?
He kneaded the dough.
Next, the red sauce
Grab that pizza (and these pizza puns) while you can. They’re here today, gone tomato.
Sprinkle on some (plus some more) cheese
Get out there and cheese the day. And while you're at it, try the best pizzeria in your state.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.