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30 Pizza Puns for Supreme Laughs

Pizza lover or not, these pizza jokes can’t be topped.

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Trust me

These funny pizza puns are knead-to-know. And if you really love puns, check out our collection of the best puns ever.

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We’ll start from the top…ping

Read on to get a slice of the action.

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With the basics

Really, it’s the yeast I could do.

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You’ve got your dough

This is the dough-main for all you pizza aficiona-doughs.

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Speaking of which…

What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?

A weirdough

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Me to pizza

“I a-dough you!” Do you find Costco's pizza irresistible? Here's why.

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This pizza joke is a toss-up

Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?

He kneaded the dough.

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Next, the red sauce

Grab that pizza (and these pizza puns) while you can. They’re here today, gone tomato.

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Sprinkle on some (plus some more) cheese

Get out there and cheese the day. And while you're at it, try the best pizzeria in your state.

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Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.

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