Funny Medical Acronyms, Decoded

Say what? Here's some of the more shocking slang that doctors might use.

D.I.N.K.

Patient who Did Not Keep appointment

P.I.T.A.

Pain In The Ass

F.L.K.

Funny-Looking Kid

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F.A.B.I.A.N.S.

Felt Awful But I’m All right Now Syndrome

P.M.S.

Poor Miserable Soul

G.O.M.E.R.

Get Out of My Emergency Room

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D & D

Divorced & Desperate (middle-age female who visits doctor weekly for male attention)

H.I.B.G.I.A.

Had It Before, Got It Again

H.O.N.D.A.

Hypertensive Obese Non-compliant Diabetic Adult

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L.O.L.I.N.A.D.

Little Old Lady in No Apparent Distress

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