We try to come off as polite
I always knock first. If you answer, I’ll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don’t take me up on it.) Here are some secrets a home security installer won’t tell you.
We know you hide things in your drawers
Do you really think I won’t look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet. Word of advice: Find better hiding places for your valuables.
We don’t want to deal with all of your kid toys
Here’s a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids’ rooms. But if you own any of these cars, it’s pretty likely to get stolen.