I’ll look familiarAndrey_Popov/Shutterstock
Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. (Here are signs your house is vulnerable to being robbed.)
Don’t let me use your bathroomMIA-Studio/Shutterstock
Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
Your yard gives us a lot of clueskaramysh/Shutterstock
Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste … and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have. By the way, this is the most common time for burgarlies–and it’s not at night.