13 Best Diversion Safes That Will Fool Burglars
An investment of a few dollars could save you from a major theft!
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What are diversion safes?
The movie scene is all too familiar: The lead character walks over to a bookshelf and pulls out a Bible, only the object is more hole-y than holy. Out of the hallowed book comes a gun! “A diversion safe is a place to hide small valuables or cash disguised as ordinary household products or objects,” explains Chris E. McGoey, CPP, CSP, CAM, founder of the “Crime School” podcast. Diversion safes serve a variety of purposes, ranging from a place to hide valuables from criminals to one where parents can keep their children from finding things. Because they are meant as a “diversion,” the cool thing about these sorts of safes is that you can use almost anything within reason. “The choices are unlimited for those with imagination, creativity, and craft skills,” explains McGoey. You’ll also want to know the 21 secrets a burglar won’t tell you.
Southern Homewares Hair Brush Diversion Safe
Got some money or jewelry to stash? This diversion safe doesn’t just look like a hairbrush, it functions as one! “The whole idea is to have the container blend into its natural environment, like on a shelf of books, laundry supplies, bottles of olive oil, or cake mix,” McGoey says. Seeing how a brush can fit in almost anywhere—especially in the bathroom—this is a great option for anyone with a head of hair. How safe is your home? Here are 42 home security nightmares possibly lurking around your home.
Mantle Clock Safe Concealment Hidden Storage Compartment
To visitors—both invited and uninvited—it looks and functions like a boring old mantle clock with a rich walnut finish. Little do they know that it may house anything from jewelry or money to important documents. However, if you are hiding valuables or anything that may be dangerous, be incredibly cautious. “I do not recommend hiding anything of significant value in a diversion safe, because it’s not really a safe or vault,” says McGoey. “If your kids know where the diversion safe is, you can bet they already showed their friends.”
Diversion Water Bottle Safe by Stash It
This aluminum water bottle diversion safe is perfect for the person on the go. Whether you just want something to store in your car to keep important documents, like your registration and car insurance, in or you need something to bring on a trip, this is definitely an incognito diversion that robbers or nosy house cleaners probably won’t look twice at. These are the 18 secrets car thieves won’t tell you.
Book Safe with Combination Lock
If you have a lot of books filling your shelves, then a diversion safe in literary form isn’t a bad idea. This version, a dupe of “The New English Dictionary,” even features a three-number combination lockbox. Worst-case scenario, someone figures out your dictionary is a decoy—but at least they can’t get it open! In addition to diversion safes, here are some other inexpensive ways to theft-proof your home.
Clorox Bleach Large Diversion Safe
If you have some large items you need to keep safe, this Clorox Bleach bottle will blend in nicely in your laundry room. You could also make one of these diversion safes yourself, suggests McGoey. Simply cut out the bottom of a Clorox bottle (after rinsing it thoroughly of course!), place your items inside, and tape the bottom back on.
Campbell’s Chicken Soup Can Safe
Almost everyone in the country has at least one can of Campbell’s soup in their pantry. Considering most robbers won’t be going through your canned goods (unless they are seriously hungry), hiding your stash of cash and other valuables in a can of chicken soup isn’t the worst idea. Did you know that most burglars don’t strike at night? Find out the most popular times for break-ins.
Men’s Speed Stick Diversion Safe
Gym locker rooms are hot spots for theft. If you leave your wallet in a locker and a thief manages to break in, consider your belongings history. However, try putting your stuff in a faux deodorant container and placing it at the top of your locker. Seriously, who wants to steal your Speed Stick?
SPAM Can Safe
Canned ham lovers rejoice! We have the perfect diversion safe for you. This mini stash can is perfect for your pantry and features the exact same label and dimension sizes of the old classic. It also makes a cute housewarming gift. Did you know that your safe deposit box isn’t really safe?