Actually, you probably don’t have bedbugs
The news media have gotten people so totally paranoid that nine out of ten people who call me don’t have a problem. Some companies take advantage of that by charging you to treat something that doesn’t exist. If they can’t show you a bedbug, don’t pay them to treat. Here are the warning signs you're about to have a bed bug infestation.
When you’ve got trees or shrubs touching your house, my job is a lot harder
You’ve basically built a bridge for ants and other insects that allows them to walk right in and avoid the spray I put down around the perimeter of your house. Here are some other ways to get rid of ants you can try.
After I started this job, I moved all the food in my pantry into plastic containers with sealed lids
It’s the only way to keep out various rodents and insects, which can easily eat through paper and cardboard. Make sure you read these ways to keep bugs out of your kitchen for good.
The biggest mistake people make in trying to eliminate mice is not using enough traps
I always use at least a dozen. And since mice are suckers for chocolate, I place pieces of 3 Musketeers bars in my snap traps and line them against the walls (where rodent foot traffic is highest).
Some customers get mad if I charge them $150 for a quick two-minute procedure
So if a problem is simple, I’ll bring in extra gear, take my time inspecting, and draw things out.
Worried about harm from the treatments?
Ask me for the safety data sheet and a copy of the pesticide labels, which list chemical side effects. By law, I have to provide them to you. Here are ten no-chemical ways to get rid of pests you should know.
You should ask your pest control guy for his cell number
Most of us guarantee our treatments, which means we’ll come back for free if you still have a problem.
Even in a pigsty, I find it’s hard to tell someone they need to clean up without offending them
But if I come out to treat your roach problem and then recommend that you wash the dishes, what I really mean is, “Your house is the problem. Clean it!” Consider brushing up on these simple ways to keep your home pest-free.
Don’t worry: We can be discreet
We once had a customer who thought she had bedbugs, and she was embarrassed. So we put all our supplies in backpacks, wore coats over our uniforms, and brought pizza so we didn’t look suspicious.
If you’re getting a termite treatment, check the spacing between the holes they drill to insert the chemicals
They should be no more than 12 inches apart.