3 Resume Killers

Looking for a job? Try to avoid these résumé bombs, collected from bemused hiring managers:

Candidate specified that his availability was limited because Friday, Saturday, and Sunday was "drinking time."

Candidate explained an arrest by stating, "We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig."

Advertising is a tough business. Which may be why one prospective adman wrote a cover letter boasting, "I am getting to my goal, slowly but surly."