Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married?
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Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. “You guys have no life.”
Q. Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
A. He got stuck in Orbit.
Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”