Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married?
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Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.
Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
Q. What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes?
A. “I guess you had to be there.”
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!