Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married?
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Q: How often do you like jokes about elements?
What did the beach say when the tide came in? … Long time no sea.
We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It’s such a divisive issue.
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He couldn’t put it down!
Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.