My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3-meter wide frame for our wedding photo.
Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.
I was supposed to go out with this guy on Friday night. On Friday afternoon he called and said that he didn't think it was a good idea, because he just wanted to be friends. So I hung up and called him back. He was like, "Hello?" I said, "Hey, friend, it's me. Want to hear what this jerk just did?"