Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
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Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life.
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet.
The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn’t have one.
Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew!