Too Close for Comfort
Sarah Silverman tweeted, “When ur relatives drive you crazy just close your eyes & pretend it’s dialogue in a woody allen movie.”
She got this response from Mia Farrow: “Tried that. Didn’t work.”
A man invited a woman over to his home for a seven-course meal.
“That’s lovely,” she said. “What are we going to have?”
He said, “A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.”
—From Jokes Every Woman Should Know (Quirk), edited by Jennifer Worick