What Mommies Have
As he got his diaper changed, Daniel looked down and said, “I have a wee-wee. Daddy has a wee-wee.”
“That’s right,” said his mother. “That’s because you’re both boys. Do you know what mommies have?
Daniel did: “… Read More
My mother was rushed to the hospital following a serious tumble. There the staff placed a band around her wrist with large letters warning: Fall Risk.
Unimpressed, Mom said to me, “I’ll have them know I’m a winter, spring, and summer risk too.”
Betty Heim-Campbell, Fairhope, Alabama